I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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