you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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