spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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