awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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