I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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