I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Terrible idea I love it
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
