I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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