called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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