no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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