Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i dont even know how to be here
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
