i don't like sucking hair
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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