Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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