a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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