This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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