She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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