3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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