How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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