he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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