I think I am morally bankrupt
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
my poor anus
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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