I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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