Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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