brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I understand Curling. That high.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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