Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
