i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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