Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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