No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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