She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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