Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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