I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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