just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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