"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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