some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Randomize
