Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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