dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Randomize
