I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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