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I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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