Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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