Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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