It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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