i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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