We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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