Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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