Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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