love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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