my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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