Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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