For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
A bitchslap is in order.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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