And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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