all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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