Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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