I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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