lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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