If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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